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911 (997 model) C4S Cabriolet 6 speed Manual transmission. Finished in Arctic Silver with full black leather. First registered 20/12/2005 55-registration (2006) model year car. A one owner car in superb condition with a healthy level of optional equipment including sports seats, PCM Extended Satellite Navigation (traffic congestion alert) and phone module, full leather, rear park assist, BOSE upgraded sound system, tracker horizon, overmats, top tinted windscreen, and the usual PASM (adjustable suspension), climate controlled air conditioning, unmarked 19" Carrera S alloys, PSM (Porsche Stability Management), Bi-Xenon headlights with headlamp wash, power operated roof, heated glass rear screen, ABS, power steering e.t.c. Supplied with main agent service history from new complete with all supporting invoices including the original bill of sale. A beautiful motorcar. 26,000 recorded miles.

 

  £46,995 Millennium bug trade price  £44,995  Click on the photo for a selection of larger images 


 

 911 (997 model) Carrera (3.6) Cabriolet. 6 speed manual transmission. First registered 19/10/2005 55-registration (2006 model year car). Finished in Atlas Grey metallic with two tone special order black/stone grey leather interior. 19" Carrera Classic alloys, colour crested wheel centres, rear park assist, bi-xenon headlights with headlamp wash, hard backed sports seats, 3 spoke sports steering wheel in leather, PCM extended satellite navigation with traffic reports and telephone module, 6CD stacking system, PSM (Porsche Stability Management), climate controlled air conditioning, black power roof, electric windows and mirrors, driver/passenger/side airbags and the usual ABS and power steering. Supplied with full main agent service history from new complete with invoices and original bill of sale- last serviced ( major 4yr ) 08/10/2009 and MOT'd until November 2010. In showroom condition throughout, a lovely spec and a beautiful colour scheme. Great value for money considering the original price tag of £71,774.00. 2 former keepers and  29,000 recorded miles.

 

     


 

911 (997 model)  - Wanted !!!   

2009 has been a busy year so far.  As such we`re looking to buy all Porsches at the moment especially good condition sensibly priced 997 model Porsche 911`s from 2004. 

Call Henry or Tom today on 01895 255222

       


 

996 Mk1 GT3 Clubsport. First registered 01/03/2000. W-registration. Oddly enough we have known this car from new and were delighted when offered the chance to buy it. A magnificent example of what is quite a rare car, unmolested examples are becoming harder to find as the years roll on. There were 28 UK RHD clubsports manufactured. The Clubsport came with a rear cage installed and the front section could be fitted if the customer was inclined. (The full cage / front section is supplied with this vehicle). The Clubsport  also came with the Nomex Recaro bucket seats, fire extinguisher and cockpit engine kill switch/pull. A single mass flywheel meant for a free revving engine. Finished in Arctic Silver with full black leather extending to door cards and dashboard top, unmarked GT3 alloys with colour crested wheel centres, Climate controlled air conditioning, painted centre tunnel, red belts, red race harnesses, CDR 22 single in dash CD player/tuner an the usual ABS, power steering and electric windows. Supplied with Service history from new and presented in glorious condition. The pedigree of a thoroughbred and a sound financial investment. 22,500 recorded miles.

 

  £41,995 Millennium bug trade price  £39,995 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images


 

996 Carrera 2 Coupe 6 speed manual transmission. First registered 24/10/03 53-registration. 2004 model year car with 2yr/12k service intervals. Factory GT3 sideskirts, GT3 split rim alloys, rear spoiler with integrated brake light. Factory M030 Sports suspension and PSE (Switchable Sports Exhaust) - the combined impact of the aforementioned make for a car which looks and sounds amazing and drives beautifully. Additional options include 6CD stacking system with upgraded sound processor, CD storage, CDR-23 CD player/tuner, rear wiper and tracker security + the usual Climate controlled A/C, onboard computer, driver/passenger/side airbags, ABS, power steering, electric windows and mirrors. Supplied with service history from new (last serviced March 2009 @ 51,516 miles Porsche Centre Cambridge) Current mileage 52,700. MOT'd and taxed until October 2010. A thoroughly well cared for example presented in stunning condition. 2 former keepers and  52,700 recorded miles.

 

  £27,495 Millennium bug trade price  £25,495 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images


 

996 (3.6 facelift model) Carrera 2 Coupe 6 speed manual gearbox. November 2001 51-registration 3.6 facelift model. A car we`ve sold in the past and have only been able to re-purchased due to a change of circumstances. A sensible options list includes 18 inch Carrera style alloy wheels, PSE switchable sports exhaust, sound pack upgrade, 6 disc CD auto changer, Alpine iDA-X100 stereo head unit with ipod connector, CD centre storage, coloured wheel centres, the usual climate controlled air conditioning, power steering, ABS brakes, front and side impact protection airbags, rear wiper, electric windows, central locking, trip computer, etc. Service history from new with either the main dealers or a recognised marque specialist, last serviced March 2009. Mot until March 2010. A lovely 3.6 engine facelift model 996 for someone working to a more limited budget. Modern handling good looks and a contemporary interior, it`s got the later style cup holders don`t forget! If you`re looking to sell a car at the moment a few more like this wouldn`t go amiss. 70,000 recorded miles.

 

  £24,495 Millennium bug trade price  £22,495 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images


 

996 Carrera 2 Coupe. 6 speed manual gearbox. First registered 06/08/2001. Y-registration. Finished in Arctic Silver metallic with full black leather interior. Supplied previously by ourselves. A really special example and a car we were delighted to buy back. Supplied with a very comprehensive service history including invoices and MOTs. Last serviced August 2009. Taxed until August 2010. 17" alloys, hard backed sports seats, driver/passenger/side airbags, PSM (Porsche stability management), aluminium gearknob and handbrake, silver dials, aluminium dashboard detail, rear wiper, 6CD stacking system, tracker security, climate controlled air conditioning and the usual ABS and power steering. In respect of condition this particular 996 is comfortably in the highest tear of available examples. It looks stunning and has to rate as one the nicest first generation 996's we have driven.  55,000 recorded miles.

   


 

996 Carrera 2 Cabriolet. 6 speed manual gearbox. 1998 R-registration. A car we've sold in the past a couple of years ago and making a welcome return. Good early 996`s are getting ever harder to come by. We get offered plenty, the problem is that when you finally get to see them there are any number of reasons why they aren`t good enough for us to buy. This is a good genuine example and exactly what we hope to find in an 11 year old car. Service history from new with a combination of main dealers and Porsche specialists. Options include hard backed sports seats with seat heating, cruise control, traction control, sports chassis with limited slip differential, trip computer, aluminium dials, headlamp wash, climate controlled air conditioning, power soft top and removable hard top, power steering, ABS brakes, electric windows front and rear, alloy wheels, etc. For someone on a budget a chance to get hold of a modern driving Porsche 911 convertible that also comes with a hard top for winter use. Remote roof opening / closure. 73,400 recorded miles.

   £18,995 Millennium bug trade price  £16,995 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images


 

911 (996 model)  - Wanted !!!   

2009 has been a busy year so far. As such we`re looking to buy all Porsches at the moment especially good condition sensibly priced 996 model Porsche 911`s from 1998 through to 2004. 

Call Henry or Tom today on 01895 255222

       


 

911 (993 model) Turbo 4 coupe 6 speed manual. 1995 N-registration. First registered 01/08/1995. Simply stunning in Guards Red with full Black leather seats / dashboard / doorcards, black carpets and black overmats. Just back from a little holiday in the Porsche customer experience centre at Silverstone where it formed part of a display for the launch of Porsche`s generation 2 997 Turbo. Owned for the last 4 years by a true enthusiast. During that time the car has covered approx. 10,000 miles.  Serviced on 13 separate occasions from new (x4 by the supplying official dealer JCT 600, x6 by Strasse in Leeds, x 3 by JZ Machtech). Consistently cherished and maintained, examples of this quality are rarely available. Needless to say the car drives beautifully. The usual 18" Turbo hollow spoke alloys. on-board computer with boost gauge, Sony in dash CD/tuner, hard-backed sports seats, clear lights, heated seats, ABS, power steering, sunroof, rear wiper, turbo insignia wheel centres and tracker security. The previous owner from whom we have acquired the car looked long and hard to secure this motorcar - his buying process spanned 18 months, involved four Peter Morgan inspections and much frustration. The hard work and dedication to achieving his goal certainly paid off - we only hope, for his sake, the pictures do the car justice. A lovely, lovely car. 71,000 recorded miles

               £41,995 Millennium bug trade price  £39,995 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images      

 


 

911 (993 model) Turbo 4 coupe 6 speed manual. 1995 M-registration. There`s a rumble in the jungle and this is the culprit. Just listening to it burbling away as it was slowly moved into position to be photographed brought a smile to my otherwise furrowed brow. There will be a man in a grey walled office somewhere in Brussels who`s task it is to ensure cars like this never darken manufacturer's doors again so raw and unleashed is it`s energy. Don`t get me wrong, as with all the 911 range it`s a pussycat when you want it to be and will obediently trundle down to the shops or the club on a Saturday afternoon. However when you`ve had a crappy day at work and want to blow away the cobwebs for half an hour it understands and is happy to oblige. Service history from new with either the main dealers or a marque specialists which includes a file of paperwork, in lovely condition both inside and out, hard backed sports seats, 18 inch turbo S style alloys, fitted climate controlled air conditioning, Alpine Hi-Fi pack, electric sunroof, leagues better than many of it`s peers and in 993 turbo terms something of a bargain !  83,000 recorded miles.

              £38,995 Millennium bug trade price  £36,995 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images      


 

911 (993 model) Carrera 4S coupe (Factory Turbo body and brakes). 6 speed manual gearbox. First registered 01/08/97 97-R registration. Finished in Arctic Silver metallic with Metropole Blue full leather. Supplied by ourselves on two previous occasions and a car we were delighted to take back in to stock. A particularly honest example with a service history to die for. A total of 18 services (15 with the main agents, x2 with Camtune and one with JZ Machtech ). Last serviced 20/07/09, 24K major with brake fluid change at Porsche Centre Byfleet. The extensive history is supported with a huge file of invoices totaling in excess of £32,000 !!! In addition to routine maintenance Bilstein HD Shocks and M030 Springs were fitted in 2006. A Bi-Xenon headlight upgrade was carried out and an original 993 Turbo spoiler was fitted. The car has had 3 former keepers and is supplied with its' original master key. 18" Turbo alloys, PA 1000 Thatcham Category 1 alarm / mmobiliser, climate controlled air conditioning, extended leather to door cards and dashboard top, sunroof, rear wiper, original Sony head unit and CD stacking system, 8 way electric seats, sports exhaust and clear lights. A superb drive and a price range example of a rare and highly desirable model within the 993 line-up. The condition of the interior is worthy of note - massively illustrative of the life the car has led. A handsome car at a handsome price. 96,000 recorded miles.

              


 

911 (993 model) Carrera 2 Coupe 6 speed manual transmission.  First registered 01/01/1994 L-registration. Finished in Midnight blue metallic with Graphite Grey leather sports seats. A strong colour scheme and being a manual coupe we figure this to be a particularly desirable car. 17" cup II alloys, rear wiper, sunroof, sports seats, in dash CD player/tuner, Thatcham Category 2 self arming alarm and immobiliser, Parrot bluetooth phone preparation + the usual ABS, power steering and electric windows/mirrors. Supplied with service history complete with invoices and old MOT's. The quality of the drive is particularly noteworthy and the over all cosmetic condition is equally impressive. A lightly used example of this air cooled classic and a car that shouldn't be in stock for too long.  67,000 recorded miles.

              £25,995 Millennium bug trade price  £23,995 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images      


 

911 (993 model) Carrera 2 Tiptronic S coupe. September 1995 N-registration and as such fitted with the later vario-ram engine and gearshift controls on the steering wheel. With each passing year good 993`s get fewer and fewer to the point where you wonder when the supply of decent cars will dry up completely. As it is we have to reject an awful lot for the ones we do end up buying. Cars like this restore your hope - an absolute gem. Fitted climate controlled air conditioning (as ever please assume not working), cruise control, trip computer, electric sunroof, rear wiper, Pioneer face off stereo with CD auto-changer, 17 inch Sport Classic style alloy wheels, high level brake light, alarm / immobiliser, power steering, ABS brakes, the usual electrics & so on. Service history from new, bar one specialist service in 2004 all with the main dealers ! The perfect car to keep in the garage as your weekend plaything and for trips into Europe. Equally it could still be used as daily transport.      62,100 recorded miles.

                    


 

911 (993 model) Targa Tiptronic S. First registered 01/08/1996. P registration. Finished in Polar Silver metallic with Metropole Blue leather hard backed sports seats. Previously supplied by ourselves 4 years ago (and to the owner prior to that) clearly loved and cherished, this really is a super example representing great value for money. Service history from new with a number of supporting invoices and old MOT's. Options included the Hard backed sports seats, hoop spoiler incorporating high level brake light, cruise control, climate controlled air conditioning, PA 1000 Thatcham Category 1 Porsche dealer fit alarm/immboliser, MP3 compatible head unit with I-pod connectivity and Satellite Navigation. Supplied with all the original keys complete with the red master key still in its protective case. A superb drive and comfortably in the top few percent of available examples. 76,000 recorded miles.

              £25,995 Millennium bug trade price  £23,995 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images      


 

911 (993 model) Targa Tiptronic S. First registered 26/04/1996. N registration. Finished in basalt black metallic with black leather seats, black dashboard and black carpets. The usual power slide panoramic glass roof with electric sunshine blind and 17" split rim targa style alloys (unmarked). A beautiful looking motor car in equally appealing condition. On-board computer, fitted climate controlled air conditioning, clear front lenses and side repeaters, hoop spoiler incorporating high level brake light, in-dash CD player/tuner, Tracker security, driver/passenger airbags, electric windows and mirrors + ABS and power steering. Supplied with a service history from new complete with a large number of chronologically filed invoices and old MOT certificates.  A lightly used example in a strong colour scheme that drives particularly well.  54,000 recorded miles.

              £27,995 Millennium bug trade price  £25,995 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images      


 

911 (964 model) Carrera 4 Targa. 5 speed manual transmission. First registered 08/09/1992. K-Registration. Finished in Guards Red with full black leather, unusually for a 964, extending to door-cards and dashboard top. Black leather sports seats with red piping. A very presentable car that shines like a new pin. 17" Cup alloys and teardrop mirrors add curb appeal. On board computer, fitted air conditioning (as always on cars' of this vintage assume not working), in-dash Pioneer tuner/CD player and the usual ABS, power steering, removable targa roof panel, electric windows, mirrors, rear wiper and heated glass rear screen. Supplied with service history from new - recent supporting invoices show a detailed level of care. Drives particularly well, a nice fitting Targa roof and a lightly used example.  58,600 recorded miles.

      £17,995 Millennium bug trade price  £15,995 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images  


 

911 3.2 Carrera Sport Cabriolet G50 5 speed manual gearbox. First registered 04/08/1988 - F registration. Finished in metallic blue with linen leather sports seats piped blue. Fitted with a power fold blue cabriolet roof and supplied with the original tonneau cover to hide the roof mechanism once the roof is folded back. Unmarked 16" fuch alloys with body coloured inserts and crested wheel centres. Supplied previously by ourselves and back in stock due to a change in circumstances. Service history from new and road fund license until May 2010. A sound example with a recently renewed fabric roof, well preserved bodywork and a tidy interior. Inner wings and door shuts, so often the undoing of these 'pre wheel arch liner cars', are all in sound condition. Drives well and in this refreshingly modern colour scheme looks a million dollars.   99,000 recorded miles.

  

 


Cayennes, Caymans, Boxsters and other Porsches

 

 

Cayenne 4.5 V8 Auto Tiptronic S. First registered 02/03/2006 - 06 registration. Finished in Metallic Black with full extended black smooth leather. Full main agent service history. Last serviced (major) 10/08/2009 @ 30,644 miles. Next service due 10/08/2011 or @ 50,000 miles which ever comes first. A huge options list includes Air Suspension with height and comfort level adjustment, PCM Satellite Navigation and telephone module,19" Cayenne S alloys, full leather extending to dashboards and door cards, colour crested wheel centres, soft closure tailgate, function steering wheel, cruise control, on-board computer, dual zone climate control, heated seats, Porsche logo embossed headrests, 6CD stacking system, collapsible spare tyre, front and rear park assist, PSM (Porsche stability Management) and all the usual electrics. One of the fresher examples available - the bodywork and interior and in first class condition and the car drives particularly well. A particularly desirable example given the colour scheme and the specification level.  31,000 recorded miles.

        


 

Boxster 987 3.2 S 6 speed manual transmission. First registered 17/07/2005. 05-registration. Finished in Basalt Black metallic with full Black leather extending to door cards and dashboard top. Supplied previously by ourselves to a lovely couple who have just upgraded with us. A huge list of cost options includes PCM extended Satellite Navigation and telephone module, 19" Carrera S alloys with colour crested wheel centres, Sport Chrono Package with Sport button for improved throttle response, BOSE upgraded sound processor and wind deflector, bi-xenon headlights with headlamp was, 6CD stacking system, rear park assist, PSM (Porsche Stability Management), multi function steering wheel, on-board computer, cruise control, painted roll over hoop in silver and the usual ABS, power steering, driver/passenger/side airbags, power windows and power roof. Supplied with main agent service history from new - Major 4 year service in the summer of 2009. Presented in lovely condition, clearly cared for and great value for money.  51,000 recorded miles.

          


 

Boxster 987 2.7 ****6 SPEED MANUAL WITH PASM (adjustable suspension)**** First registered 8/03/2006 06-registration. Owned by Porsche Cars Great Britain for the first 6 months of its' life and purchased from Porsche Centre Exeter in September 2006 by the only other owner. The car is supplied with Main Agent service history from new and is presented in showroom condition. Very few 6 speed 2.7 very specified making this a rare and attractive option. Finished in Atlas Grey metallic with full stone grey leather interior extending to doorcards and dashboard top. Unmarked 18" Boxster 'S' alloys with colour crested wheel centres. PASM ( Adjustable sports suspension, climate controlled air conditioning, BOSE upgraded sound processor, and wind deflector, 6Cd stacking system, rear park assist, on-board computer, PSM (Porsche Stability Management), Autoglym paintwork and cabriolet roof protection and the usual ABS, power steering, power hood and electric windows. One of the finest examples currently available, lightly used and blemish free. Always garaged in a dehumidified environment and shod with all 4 original tyres still with a good depth of tread. Just lovely !!! 11,000 recorded miles.

   £24,995 Millennium bug trade price  £22,995 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images      


 

Boxster 3.2 S Tiptronic S July 2001 Y-registration. (2001 model year cars benefit from assisted bonnet and boot release and improved cabriolet fabric roof). Finished in Arctic Silver metallic with full black leather interior.  A high spec car presented in lovely condition and previously supplied by ourselves.  Bi-Xenon clear headlights with headlamp wash, full extended black leather (door cards and dashboard top), smooth leather seats, on-board computer, PSM (Porsche Stability Management), Cruise Control, upgraded sound package with Hi-Fi processor, 6CD auto-changer, CDR 22 in dash CD player/tuner, 18" turbo alloys, climate controlled air conditioning, front and side impact protection airbags, the usual power convertible roof, electric windows and mirrors, ABS, power steering. Fitted tracking security system. Service history from new (main dealer + 1 well known Marque specialist). Last serviced July 2009 when it had a major 24K with spark plugs, x2 new A/C condensers and all 6 coil packs. One of the nicer examples available and a car we are delighted to take back into stock following an upgrade. Drives exceptionally well.   66,000 recorded miles.

 £14,495 Millennium bug trade price  £12,495 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images         


 

All Porsche Boxsters, Caymans & Cayennes  - Wanted !!!  

2009 has been a busy year so far. As such we`re looking to buy all Porsches at the moment especially good condition sensibly priced Boxsters, both 986 (1996 - 2004) and 987 (2005 onwards), model cars. 

Call Henry or Tom today on 01895 255222

       


        Non Porsche

 

Saab 9-3 Aero 2.0T Convertible November 2005 55-registration. A very well equipped car indeed, features include Satellite navigation with traffic warning, rear park assist 17 inch alloy wheels, leather seats, multi function steering wheel, electric windows, mirrors and convertible roof, cruise control, xenon lights, ESP traction control, heated seats, dual zone climate control, CD stereo head unit, factory telephone kit and WAP browser. Trip computer, voice recognition for stereo / navigation and telephone (Saab infotainment plus), adjustable steering column, multi airbag occupant safety system, power steering, ABS brakes, iso fix child safety mounting points, etc. In lovely condition throughout. Mot through until November 2010. Service history from new (Saab plus 1 non main dealer). Drives very well, nice and clean inside and out. A credit to both it`s owners from new. 67,600 recorded miles.

   £10,995 Millennium bug trade price  £9,495 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images      


 

BMW 525TDSE Touring Estate August 1998-S registration. 5 speed manual gearbox, aloy wheels, soft closure rear tailgate, split fold rear seats, 6 disc auto changer, load cover and dog guard, full size spare wheel, self leveling rear suspension, multi function steering wheel, cruise control, dual zone climate controlled air conditioning, ASC traction control, BMW business stereo system, front fog lamps, power steering, ABS brakes, multi airbag occupant safety protection, electric windows, mirrors, central locking, adjustable steering column, roof rails etc. Supplied with service history from new, an Mot until July 2010 and tax until the end of August 2010. Fully HPI checked and with no nasty stories. A useful work horse for someone and handy being a diesel.  110,000 recorded miles.

         


 

Mini Cooper S with genuine John Cooper S tuning kit and suspension. September 2003 53-registration. Supplied with metallic paint, leather seats, top tint windscreen, single CD player inc stereo upgrade pack, air conditioning, electric sunroof, Chilli pack, oil temp & pressure guages, halogen reading light, powder fire extinguisher and the TLC package on top of the usual electrics, power steering, ABS brakes, airbags and so on. In 2004 the car was treated to just over £1,000 of Cooper works suspension kit and then in 2006 a further £4,100 or so was spent on a factory works tuning kit. A certificate of authenticity is supplied along with a whole file of bills outlining the car`s maintenance history. Still the class leader in terms of style and performance, you can`t help but smile at the car every time you look at it but at the same time it`s got a bit of a bite when it needs to have ! Taken in part exchange against one of our Porsches. Great value for money. Main dealer service history from new which includes a substantial file of old paperwork including the original bill of sale. 39,700 recorded miles.

         


 

Mercedes C200 Kompressor Elegance Tiptronic. First registered February 2003 52-registration. Finished in Brilliant Silver with Dark Grey cloth interior. Supplied with service history from new (Main Dealer + 1 Specialist ) last serviced on the 04/08/2009. Fitted with dual zone climate control, multi-function steering wheel, cruise control, electric power fold mirrors, electric windows, electric height adjustment for both the driver and passenger seats, power steering, ABS, alloy wheels, head lamp wash, driver/passenger and side airbags, split rear seats. rear load cover with dog guard, remote control central locking with x4 main keys. 2 former keepers. 53,800 recorded miles.

   £8,995 Millennium bug trade price  £7,495 Click on the photo for a selection of larger images      


 

Often when comparing a car to it`s advert you can only assume the writer was a comedian. We keep our humour to this little section  

Click on Jet`s photo for a very funny prank played on a tele-sales cold caller.

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard and so for his birthday takes him out for a treat to a local strip club. When they are seated a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' 'Oh, I recognise her - she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.' A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'  Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.  Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it . She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, 'Bloody hell Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.'

BOB's funeral will be on Friday.

 

 

 

Founded in 1961 the Porsche Club Great Britain is the largest of it`s kind in Europe. Benefits include an excellent monthly magazine - Porsche Post, a host of social events as well as advice and discounts. We are offering 3 months free trial membership. Speak to any of the crew when you come to see us for more details.

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TIPEC is a friendly club, fewer members than PCGB, but they tend to be a bit more proactive when it comes to attending gatherings. Membership offers various financial discounts and other benefits, monthly regional gatherings based around a bite to eat and something to drink and also an internet forum split into different sections for chat, advice and so on. 

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